Has this ever happened to you by any chance?

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.





Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.





The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair...try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of false teeth...try them."





The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."





The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."

Has this ever happened to you by any chance?
wearing a dead mans teeth, that's even worse than taking clothes out of a dead man's closet ! I know I watched as others rummaged through my dad's house.Just shook my head and left.
Reply:lmao heard of a bereavement this morning, but this joke really cheered me up. thank you.
Reply:ROFL


thats pretty good
Reply:What was your question exactly? I guess that's why us old folks should wear Depends, for when we laugh at these hilarious jokes. Too funny....NOT.
Reply:That is a very funny story.


Preposterous...... but funny.
Reply:thats funny tell another joke.
Reply:No. Can't say it's ever happened to me, but my ex-husband forgot his a few times.
Reply:Now if the guy started talking about things the dead guy did it would have been even funnier.
Reply:It hasn't happened to me, YET. But I still have mine.





I've bought lots of clothes at the Goodwill and other Thrift stores and we know that a lot of them are "Dead man clothes." After my dad dies, I inherited his Stetson cowboy hat and wear it proudly. What's wrong with that?





GOOD joke, thanks.....
Reply:Dan Bueno, I've been getting such a kick out of reading your stuff! Now, I LOVE Goodwill (or rather I did) - I never thought about any of the clothing there being from people who had passed! Thanks for ruining a very good thing for me! (Oh, what the hey, I'll be back! Can't resist a bargain!) And Susie S. - you are always such a character!
Reply:Suzie - this is a real HOOT - thanks for the really good laugh!


CJ





And a star for you!
Reply:Oh my Gosh! That is too cute!
Reply:Ewwww!!! I'm off to brush my teeth as soon as I can stop laughing!!
Reply:Thank my original chompers it hasn't even happened to me on purpose. guffaw snort
Reply:I thought it was very funny Suzie.
Reply:was it the tooth 30 ty speaker.lol
Reply:ROFL . Thanks suzie . It's 3:00 am where I am and I laughed so loud I might have woken my husband....... No I didn't so I'm copying it for when he wakes.


Some folks need to lighten up, it's just a joke.
Reply:I wonder where he dug them up from, another gem, your a diamond.
Reply:Great!!


I knew a man who used to remove his false teeth to eat and he would slip them under the table cloth.One day we heard a gnawing from under the table and when we looked his dog was chewing the teeth!



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