Hold out one of your hands to shake his; then, with your `other, second hand,` give him a smack in the teeth and say, %26quot;Thanks. I`ve returned the compliment likewise with a `second hand` punch. Now stop ******* about, where`s the real present?!%26quot;
If someone gave you second hand false teeth on your birthday what would you do?
What a brilliant answer! The man, Montgomery B is obviously a genius!! Report It
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Reply:give them back and tell the person never to speak to me again
Reply:puke
Reply:Smack them about the head with daffodils.
Reply:Spray the teeth gold,and put them on the mantle-shelf, as a reminder to me of what may happen, if I don`t look after the ones that I alredy have!
Reply:Oh heck i would think they were stolen and take them to the police station!
Reply:cross them off my list of friends
Reply:vomit all over the person who gave them me and put the false teeth in the fountain of puke so they shoot at the person and jam in their mouth 4ever more...teach em a lesson about second hand false teeth giving!!!
Reply:bite them?
Reply:I would get the top row diamond encrusted and the bottom row fitted with gold caps, then i would rinse them overnight in some steradent, dry the babies off the next morning and pop them in my mouth with some sort of adhiesive (ie fixadent)... ET VOILA! A very fetching %26#039;grill%26#039; :-)
Reply:Probably laugh a hell of a lot!... And worry about my friend%26#039;s sanity. But hey, why be mad if you didn%26#039;t get a decent present? At least they remembered, and at least you got a laugh, and it%26#039;s original. Good idea come to think of it... =oD
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