Lyrics to old song "she put her false teeth in a jar and her peg leg over there"?

old song my mom used to sing about how a woman was going to bed and putting her parts in different places.

Lyrics to old song %26quot;she put her false teeth in a jar and her peg leg over there%26quot;?
Its actually an old scout song called after the ball was over. Not really a song that was recorded - just a silly song everyone sang.





Here are the full lyrics:


After the ball was over, after the break of morn,


After the dancers%26#039; leaving, after the stars are gone;


Many a heart is aching, if you could read them all;


Many the hopes that have vanished, after the ball.


After the ball was over, she took out her glass eye,


Put her false teeth in the water, hung up her wig to dry;


Placed her false arm on the table, laid her false leg on the chair;


After the party was over, she was only half there!
Reply:Something like:





After the ball was over, she took out her glass eye


Put her false teeth in the water


Hung her peg leg up to dry





Nothing was left of her at all . . . after the ball





(something like that)



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