My father forgot to put in his false teeth at dinner time, but he still ate his steak. How did he do it?

Did dad gum it?

My father forgot to put in his false teeth at dinner time, but he still ate his steak. How did he do it?
He put it in the ol%26#039; Steak-O-Matic and pureed the loin. ***Add tatas and gravy for a grand liquid treat.
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Reply:Very carefully.
Reply:His steak was actually ground sirloin steak, and so he was able to eat it without teeth.
Reply:He gummed that steak down. Wow, you just made me laugh!
Reply:He swallowed it
Reply:Yes, he did.
Reply:OH YOU!!!! You get me every TIME!!! I thought you had finally asked a question I could Answer, Dadgum You!!!!
Reply:It was Salisbury Steak! =D
Reply:he didn%26#039;t. the dog under the table did.


(i don%26#039;t know if you knew that you had a dog, but now you know)
Reply:I lent your father my blender. And now it%26#039;s broken. So how was the t-bone steak?
Reply:with Man Force.
Reply:He gummed it.
Reply:magic
Reply:SOUNDS PAINFUL TO ME!! YOUR DAD MUST BE A TOUGH GUY!!
Reply:He mashed that poor cow up until there was no color left! lol
Reply:pops got some tough gums and strong jaws
Reply:I saw Rover take off with your dad%26#039;s teeth, doggone it.
Reply:that wasn%26#039;t your dad...that was me in a %26quot;dad look alike%26quot; suit...tell your mom the steak was horrible!
Reply:My father could do the same,by gum i dont know how he did it.Perhaps he bit off more than he could chew
Reply:It is possible because I had an uncle who refused to wear his dentures, claiming they hurt, so he ate EVERYTHING AND I DO MEAN EVERYTHING:o) without them, meaning that he did gum everything %26quot;to death%26quot; and was able to swallow it all. :o)



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